note: for the 7 people who somehow got here (and didn't want to burn their PCs to cleanse it), this is satire.
im goin mgtow cause i askd out a femail onc and she saidn no!!!!!! she told me i dont showr!!<
Hello fellow redditors and channers. I'm Solarpenel, a 14* year old teen from THE USA 🇵🇷 who likes skeuomorphism, Andrew Tate (my Top G) and fapping. I personally like skeuomorphism because I think it has way more soul than the uncreative corporate flat design that is present all throughout the World Wide Web today. I also like logging onto my favourite website, reddit.com and having high intellect conversations. I long for the old web so much because I'm a no-lifer and a nostalgia-chaser that falls in love with concepts and having online arguments instead of going outside and living my life. The web simply doesn't have creativity anymore, that's right, Neocities doesn't exist. I am also a graphic designer who uses Canva and Pixlr, and because my daddy told me that my designs are good, I am automatically a professional designer. One day i hope to get people stop being braindead zombies to flat design and show people REALLLL design.
Being a redpilled chad
br> League of legends and gaming
FLAT DESIGN!!!!!!! FLAT DESIN WAS MADE BY A WOMAN!!
Instagram and tiktok
Woman (folds) and woman rights
Kantraa (see top of site)
ANIME AND ANIME PFPS!!!!! (LOOKIN AT YOU KANTRAAAAA!!!!! CHANGE YOUR PFP RIGHT FUCKIN NOWWWWWé!!111!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DON'T!!!!!!!)
linux and linus nerds
My mom cause she tells me to take a shower and go outside AND IS A WOMAN.
the virgij is wildnite/kanter, right is solarpenel (me)
I design in a skeuomorphic design cause it takes more time to perfect and create, and in flat design, it's literally just rectangles and solid colors, there's nothing. But with skeuo there's all sorts of soulful design options such as shadows and gradients to make it *pop*. Now all UIs are the same. Yep, Kyle Halevi never existed, he was just a figment of our imaginaton.
if you are scared of skeuo and good uis then leave immedately!!!!! LOOKING AT U KANTRAAA!!!!!!!
^^ this one is 4 an epic discor server p>