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Super ultra-great delicious wonderful frutiger scam slop!!! is closing its doors.

after 84 years of doing nothing but scamming the hell out of customers and somehowe not closing anytime sooner, we regret that we will be shutting down by june 2026. this is a decision that we couldn't have done lightly, but it came down to this as someone made a post on x the everything app, claiming that Super ultra-great delicious wonderful frutiger scam slop was "not cool". immediately our sales dropped immensely, to the point where frutigergpt which managed everything from sales to marketing to taxes had an interger overflow and put us in debt that could only be expressed in scientific notation. i begged frutigergpt to undo that and it responded by deleting our database.